Lol that was amazing. Sounds so much better than the relationship I am in. haha 3 out of 5 i like. lol the last two are funny. But my dude probably would do somethign stupid enough to go to prison for that long. LOL

LadyPrecious.

uhhh ur lcukkyy..i have so much trouble with my weight..like if i go for a month eatin more than excersizing..ill gain..it sucks..i was always that fat child..now im lik perfect which is good..well perfect weight for mee ya noe..not sayin im perfect tho..lol newayss thank god for being an athlete!!!

haahhhaa

well that is gonna be heidi montag[hate her]...i wonder how paris hilton will look like lol...we just have to wait and see..

xoxo

Yeah I heard from her again. She got deleted 2 times.

Nothing looks good past her 35 birthday.

If you are into freak, pay attention and get yourself a point for every c-section you see.

next time say you're really an alien whose planet doesn't practice sex, and you want to find out what its like

it is not about colour

if YOU ARE SMART

STAY AWAY FROM THERE

REMEMBER MOVIE NORBIT? THEY ARE THUGS!

Well, I thought Juno was cornball and stupid and typical.  We had like 2 hrs., though, before it started, so we went in and watched a movie I'd never heard of called The Debators and it was really really good - a true story - made up for the second one, Juno, 100% - you should see it.

Jan

I've wanted to watch that movie for awhile just cuz of Michael Cera ahaha :P

uh. . . . .okay

Yeah, right - you admit your a babe magnet from your title on MDD - so, what do you expect?  Please post a picture of yourself so we can all see what you look like, okay?

J

What kind of girls are you meeting out there?  Obviously not very nice ones - they really do exist, but I guess it all depends on where you are going to meet these "horny" girls - and how can you be that cute?  Please post a picture of yourself, so we can all see just what you really look like -

Jan

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaha.  Ok this made me laugh my ass off.  Well I hope that you don't start off by meeting a girl and saying oh well my friend candy, the stripper.  Bahaha.  Well I wish you luck.  Maybe look at the library, I'm sure some girl with spiderwebs between her legs is waiting for her prince charming to wisp her off her feet and f*** her against the bookshelf. When she's ready of course, or reads the manual.

Hahah, best of luck.

J. Marley

very understandable. I don't drink because I already have fun, and I don't like the taste of alcohol. My parents are from Jamacia, and we have it all in the house. But I don't care for it all. I't just another daily tool taht people use as crutches @_@

ouch, sunburn.  and mixed signals can all drive themselves straight to the ninth circle of hell for all i care.

ha ha, good luck with your burn (and smelling like aloe for a few days...)

So, what's the deal - is she going to have your kid or not?

J

Hi Lexi,

I am sure H will be ok, provided she does not tickle me. Was curious what happen to a few of your friends I met from your college days what they are up too.

That's so sad about your dad - I'm sorry . . . .

J

yeah I wouldn't even do with that. But yeah I am a little trapped in going for girls with trouble @_@ I'm going to get myself killed, but a cute med student or doctor, that's totally something new. I should try that ^_^;; lol

 Lol Lol   Most guys would jump on the opportunity to go out with a girl that takes their clothes off for a living ...U most be a really good catch !!!!!

I do the same thing but to guys... it kills them... but oh well, flirting is a sport, not a commitment!  

~*Julia*~

LOL

If men can date younger women

and even underaged girls ..

Why can´t we women date younger guys.

It is the double standard.

Take care.

C.

Hey - Doesn't it feel good to have an attached retina??  You might see floaters for a while afterward, but they'll go away - you might think they are flies in front of your face, but trust me, they are not -

J

[Jan RIvers]

i had a cataract when i was little. not fun. but anyways, i hope you get better. im Aubrey by the way.

 AS

sorry that is mean but its kinda funny. no wait, its actually halariouse. that her laugh is like nails on chalkboard. cause your talking to her thinking ok, good then she laughs and then she losses yet another guy... wow i kinda feel sorry for her. but thats after i laugh.

   AS

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!

hi nice to meet ya!

_{thats mean}

_lol

_{u didnt like her laugh awww}

_{maybe thats why i dont have a bf ...}

_{maybe i have a weird laugh!!}

_LOL

I thought it looked like a good movie.

I've read a little through your diary and you seem like a pretty interesting person, unlike 90% of the people on this site.

hello....

my name a borat

i like you

you like me?

i love that movie....i love love love that movie

borats my boyfriend...i stole him

 that's  so funny!!!!

haven't seen it yet but i think i might!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup the topic has been well covered.

If she ever cleaned up her life , she might get

someone decent for a change.

[1babemagnet]

i hate those types who just takes advantage thats what it sounds hes doing to your friend

have you spoke to her? its not healthy going out with a guy like that i should know!!!!!

hope its warm up north for you!!

Hi Lexi,

So you are still in the home of Ben and Jerry's. Was curious what happen to your roomies in college? Inquiring minds like to know

werid tv show

yep i hate it when poeple go out with each other just to prove they can and for the sake of it when they don't really care about each other  

Thanks Lexi,

So where do you live these days and what  do you do for work??

Im a girl, and if the sex is real good all i want when i am done is a ciggerette and a nap, no cuddling invoved. If it is medocar, I want to cuddle, and if it was terrible I usually just get up and leave.

cadince

[cadince]

if you have to not be looking to get the love of your life,

i guess im going to be single forever

looks like someone has too much time on their hands

Lyb Ashleigh

Ok  next time you want a kid, call me ,jk

you can borrow my body.

You'll make a good dad. I should have got pregnant to someone like you lol not someone that doesn't stick around.

Well good luck!

Charlotte x

1, wait for marriage, if you can at all...trust me unless you want to be supporting a baby that you only see once a month.  some girls really take men to the cleaners this way.

2, it might only be a phase, in which i feel this to be more to true.

3, how do you know that your baby would be a girl? 

lol

Hi Lexi,

So what are you doing for work? where  are you living now?

why the sudden interest in my life after all these years? and why did you contact me???

Hi Lexi

Yep, still have the same email address. Yep still eat chinese food and pizza. They have a Fellinies  Pizza near where I live, Eat there often.

Hey!

Do you still have the same e-mail address? I see your love for pizza is still there! Although hopefully you have found something better than Dominos or Little Ceasars. I'm doing great! I have never been happier. Hopefully things are going well for you as well. Have Fun! Nice to hear from you!

Hi Lexi,

I remember you.

 Was curious what happen to you , few of your friends at college and Dr Heather. Drop me an email or send me a pizza

Superman Returns was good, Kevin Spacey was funny as the bad guy. Do like Kate Bosworth alot better as a blonde.

Inside Man was interesting. Abit too talky

Willy Wonka was a bit weird now. Was funny the crowd got into the movie and cheered when the annoying and bratty girl was sent down the  No shoot

ahhhhh super man returns, sooo upset that they didnt put tom welling in that one geerrrr lol but any sounds like ya had a boring good time ha ttyl byez

                      lil sarah

Just wanted to leave you a message, but i currently have nothing to say so                                              

cadince

Kissing Techinique??? Dooo tell!

your such a gentle man, anf you are right about what girls in longterm relationships look for, i wish my boyfriend was more like you.

cadince

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice.

[cadince]

HEYYYYYYYYYYYY MATE!!

HOW DO YOU GET TO SEE FREE BLOODY MOVIES?

PEACE TO THE MOTHER LAND/AND JOLLY'O TOO!

lol

isn't it amazing to see where people go in there futures

cadince

thats cruel (ha ha ha)

cadince

yeah, i get drunk and do stupid sh*t like that

cadince

try not to be overly friendly and you will be okay!!

happy pinic!!! take me alone!! haaa!!

hillarious! yeah, ive got some pretty good drunken stories also, drunk people make the most of your memories.

cadince

I know I might seem young, but I have something to say.

Theres many things I don't like about myself, but hey they've worked for me for the past 12-13 years I've had them.  

Think about it, it makes sense.

Hi Lexi,

Yeah I remember you, you once told a friend I had the bluest eyes you ever seen, ahhh

Plus you once was stopped by border control, they thought you might be an illegal immigrant

[1babemagnet]